JOKE OF THE DAY

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Just love these kids
Teacher: How old is your father?
Louis: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Louis: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Joseph.
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TEACHER: Adamu, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Adamu: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Ahmad , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
AHMAD: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
AHMAD: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Zainab, what is the chemical formula for water?
ZAINAB: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
ZAINAB: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Walters, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Walters: Me!
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TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand……

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TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
KEHINDE : No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Nana, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
NANA: A teacher
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MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE

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